I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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