there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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