Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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