You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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