If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
whose parrot is this?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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