All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i wish my penis had a tongue
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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