youre lurking in front of me
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
