Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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