No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize