I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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