dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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