You're so nebulous sometimes
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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