But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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