She announced her abortion via fbk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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