i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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