But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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