I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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