Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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