none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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