Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Randomize
