...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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