I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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