I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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