I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
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