Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I intend to get homeless drunk
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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