David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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