hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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