kristin has been a bad kristin
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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