So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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