she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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