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He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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