But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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