The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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