I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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