Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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