After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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