can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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