and i looked up. we had an audience...
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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