you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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