Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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