do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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