I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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