Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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