Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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