the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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