My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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