I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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