At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
