I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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