I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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