Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
