I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
third nipple confirmed
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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