Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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