Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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