The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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