I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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